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"富强民主文明和谐, 自由平等公正法治, 爱国敬业诚信友善",
"解放思想, 实事求是, 与时俱进",
"绿水青山就是金山银山",
"为中华之崛起而读书!",
"减轻义务教育阶段学生作业负担、减轻校外培训负担",
"实践是检验真理的唯一标准",
"<a id=quote href=https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1vW411g7tN>谁甘人生黯淡无光 谁愿做叶不争艳芳</a>",
"Fly high my friend, until we meet again",
"HsCnPtPSrYZn",
"李无用地瓜碱水, 硒钫铕𬭶鿔合金",
"我这人有几个缺点: 第一, 不会数数; 第二, 记性不好; 第四, 不会数数",
"圈纸带回家研磨了",
"我们从这里启航♫",
"Learn. Unlearn. Relearn.",
"My .emacs have 600+ lines!",
"The internet is FULL, go away!",
"<a id=quote href=new_blog_arch>May the --force be with you</a>",
"<a id=quote href=https://suckless.org>Software that sucks less</a>",
"whoami: No system is safe",
"Cant keep up! Is the server overloaded?\nRunning 5000ms or 100 ticks behind",
"大炮做好了不放珍珠是什么意思?",
"write terrible nonsensical code to\nensure the Copilot doesn't take over as captain",
"<a id=quote href=https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/mc-mods/carpet>NOT VANILLA!</a>",
"Big Brother is Watching You",
"衬衫的价格是9磅15便士",
"李彦宏: 我想中国人可以更加开放,对隐私问题没有那么敏感。\n如果他们愿意用隐私交换便捷性很多情况下他们是愿意的。",
"<a id=quote href=https://wiki.evageeks.org/A.T._Field>AT&T field</a>",
"I □ Unicode",
"<a id=quote href=https://ravynos.com>ravynOS, Always; FreeBSD, Mostly; Linux, Sometimes; macOS, Maybe</a>",
"<a id=quote href=damn_tencent_meeting>有什么业务是腾讯不做的吗?!</a>",
"Your text editor runs in a web browser,\nMy web browser runs inside a text editor,\nWe are not the same",
"<a id=quote href=https://youbroketheinternet.org>Its the metadata, stupid</a>",
"他很善于表达, 可惜没什么可表达的",
"<a id=quote href=emgud2lraXBlZGlhLm9yZy96aC1jbi/pmLLngavplb/ln44K>It's confidential</a>",
"你说得对,但是《长安汽车》是由艺画开天自主研发的一款全新开放世界冒险游戏。",
"Emacs has Evil, but Vim doesn't have Magit",
"免费服务的代价就是你自己",
"<a id=quote href=https://www.openbsd.org/lyrics.html#62>The only change that was required was a three-line diff</a>",
"<a id=quote href=https://www.gnu.org/music/free-software-song.en.html>GNU SLASH MUZIC</a>",
"<a id=quote href=https://book.bsdcn.org/di-19-zhang-wen-xue-gu-shi/di-19.3-jie-linux-yu-ku-nan-zhe-xue.html>FreeBSD 拼写有四样写法,你知道么?”,“不能写罢?……我教给你,记着!\nFreeBSDfreeBSDFreebsdfreebsd这些字应该记着。\n以后做 FreeBSD 管理员的时候,写文档要用。</a>",
"不要说我们一无所有, 我们要把世界格式化",
"<a id=quote href=https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1Ho4y1b7E8>不是你把你那破代码发到 GitHub, 你就是开源软件开发者, 你那个最多叫<b>网络垃圾制造者</b></a>",
"I'm using Linux. A library that emacs uses to communicate with Intel hardware.",
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