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"富强民主文明和谐, 自由平等公正法治, 爱国敬业诚信友善",
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"解放思想, 实事求是, 与时俱进",
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"绿水青山就是金山银山",
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"为中华之崛起而读书!",
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"减轻义务教育阶段学生作业负担、减轻校外培训负担",
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"<a id=quote href=https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1vW411g7tN>谁甘人生黯淡无光 谁愿做叶不争艳芳</a>",
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"Fly high my friend, until we meet again",
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"HsCnPtPYZnSr",
"There will be an answer: Let It Be",
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"The internet is FULL, go away!",
"May the --force be with you",
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"<a id=quote href=https://suckless.org>Software that sucks less</a>",
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"whoami: No system is safe",
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"DROP it at <a id=quote href=https://lttstore.com>lttstore.com</a>",
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"Cant keep up! Is the server overloaded?\nRunning 5000ms or 100 ticks behind",
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"大炮做好了不放珍珠是什么意思?",
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"write terrible nonsensical code to\nensure the Copilot doesn't take over as captain",
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"Automagically",
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"<a id=quote href=https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/mc-mods/carpet>NOT VANILLA!</a>",
"Big Brother is Watching You",
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"消除恐惧的最好办法就是面对恐惧,\n坚持, 才是胜利, 加油, 奥利给!",
"Presenting to the emergency room, unconcious",
"Never Gonna Give You Up",
"treat C compiler like your girlfriend",
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];
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