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"富强民主文明和谐, 自由平等公正法治, 爱国敬业诚信友善",
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"解放思想, 实事求是, 与时俱进",
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"绿水青山就是金山银山",
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"为中华之崛起而读书!",
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"减轻义务教育阶段学生作业负担、减轻校外培训负担",
"实践是检验真理的唯一标准",
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"<a id=quote href=https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1vW411g7tN>谁甘人生黯淡无光 谁愿做叶不争艳芳</a>",
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"Fly high my friend, until we meet again",
"HsCnPtPSrYZn",
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"李无用地瓜碱水, 硒钫铕𬭶鿔合金",
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"我这人有几个缺点: 第一, 不会数数; 第二, 记性不好; 第四, 不会数数",
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"圈纸带回家研磨了",
"我们从这里启航♫",
"Learn. Unlearn. Relearn.",
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"The internet is FULL, go away!",
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"<a id=quote href=new_blog_arch>May the --force be with you</a>",
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"<a id=quote href=https://suckless.org>Software that sucks less</a>",
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"whoami: No system is safe",
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"Cant keep up! Is the server overloaded?\nRunning 5000ms or 100 ticks behind",
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"大炮做好了不放珍珠是什么意思?",
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"write terrible nonsensical code to\nensure the Copilot doesn't take over as captain",
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"<a id=quote href=https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/mc-mods/carpet>NOT VANILLA!</a>",
"Big Brother is Watching You",
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"衬衫的价格是9磅15便士",
"李彦宏: 我想中国人可以更加开放,对隐私问题没有那么敏感。\n如果他们愿意用隐私交换便捷性很多情况下他们是愿意的。",
"<a id=quote href=https://wiki.evageeks.org/A.T._Field>AT&T field</a>",
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"I □ Unicode",
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"<a id=quote href=https://ravynos.com>ravynOS, Always; FreeBSD, Mostly; Linux, Sometimes; macOS, Maybe</a>",
"<a id=quote href=damn_tencent_meeting>有什么业务是腾讯不做的吗?!</a>",
"Your text editor runs in a web browser,\nMy web browser runs inside a text editor,\nWe are not the same",
"<a id=quote href=https://youbroketheinternet.org>Its the metadata, stupid</a>",
"他很善于表达, 可惜没什么可表达的",
"<a id=quote href=emgud2lraXBlZGlhLm9yZy96aC1jbi/pmLLngavplb/ln44K>It's confidential</a>",
"你说得对,但是《长安汽车》是由艺画开天自主研发的一款全新开放世界冒险游戏。",
"Emacs has Evil, but Vim doesn't have Magit",
"免费服务的代价就是你自己",
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"<a id=quote href=https://www.openbsd.org/lyrics.html#62> The only change that was required was a three-line diff</a>",
"<a id=quote href=https://www.gnu.org/music/free-software-song.en.html>GNU SLASH MUZIC</a>",
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